High street baker Greggs has scooped the BRITs by awarding hit rapper Stormzy with its first ever Conceirge card.
The Croydon-born singer is the first ever recipient of Greggs new elite black card, which was launched by Greggs today.
This means he can now order cakes, doughnuts, bakes and sarnies wherever and whenever he likes.
We’re not jealous at all, but we are a bit worried this could ruin the buff star’s figure. In fact we are officially offering Stormzy help in sharing this heavy burden if he needs help.
— HEAVY IS THE HEAD (@stormzy) February 20, 2020
The London-listed baker sent the Shut Up singer a package announcing the honour.
Broadcasting to his 3.1 million followers on his @stormzy account he excitedly said: “Public Service Announcement: The game has changed forever. Check this” before playing the video.
He also thanked Greggs via Twitter saying “Are you mad the first Greggs black card @GreggsOfficial I have peaked this is brilliant.”
It featured a slick membership card displayed in bespoke packaging along with a welcome video and a pair of size-12 Greggs slippers, giving him permission to put his feet up, most likely between his current World tour dates.
Card and slippers
This follows the grime artist making headlines recently after accidentally forgetting to change out of his slippers before appearing live on BBC Breakfast and admitting that he’d go everywhere in them if he could.
Whilst Greggs is staying fairly tight lipped about the special service, in the video its Concierge service boasts special pastry privileges. These encourage Stormzy to ‘Live life like it’s golden’ with the option to order whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
However, reportedly no amount of Steak Bakes or Vegan Sausage Rolls can buy you membership to this private club – as Greggs has since confirmed it’s strictly by invite-only.
It’s certainly no secret that Stormzy is indeed a self-confessed Greggs fan – in a recent interview he announced that his favourite menu items include the Vegan Sausage Roll, Yum Yum and Sausage, Bean and Cheese Melt.
A message inside the box read: “Get those big size twelves on your feet. We’ll do the rest.”
A Greggs spokesperson said: “Our Concierge card is strictly by invite only to some of our biggest fans. That’s all we can say.”